True Tales: Off the Charts Flower Results

TRUE TALES
We started using an ISO-accredited lab and sent in a flower test sample that came back at 27% THC with 5.5% TERPS. A week later, we received a mass email from the lab stating how it was almost impossible to get over 5% terpenes and it was even more extremely rare for that to be accompanied by high THC as well. I guess we broke the scale! — BRANDON GILBERT, ARCTIC GREENERY & CHENA CANNABIS, NORTH POLE, AK

BLUNT TALK
We don’t sell cigarettes. We sell vapes. In fact, it says it on the big sign over the door you just walked through! — ANONYMOUS BRAIN SQUADDER, AUSTIN, TX